Better Living Through Sarcasm

11:55:04: And now, the long awaited deliciousness... (@ Sticky Fingers) http://4sq.com/asqbgo
12:38:44: And now, back up the mountain to vegetate. Its been a long week. Home tomorrow night.

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09:41:51: Check out this design I saw on Shirt.Woot: http://shirt.woot.com/shirts/it-came-out-of-nowhere
09:42:41: Shirt of epic epicness. I totally got one. Thanks Maria!
10:07:22: "You know that whole fish and loaves thing? Oh no, RC Cola and Moon Pies. Man of miracles, that guy..." -Kevin
16:17:57: This.... sounds like a great idea! (@ Boat House Rotisserie & Raw Bar) http://4sq.com/aMwR8u

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17:56:14: A very nice place for a wedding night... (@ The Chattanoogan) http://4sq.com/aq1dpI

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12:00:44: Bumper sticker: "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
14:16:32: I'm at Amigos (5694 Brainerd Rd., Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/9JrDUN
14:17:17: Getting rings cleaned and stuck together. (@ Jared's) http://4sq.com/anIwXc
14:32:52: Kevin's tux: check. Looks awesome. (@ Men's Warehouse) http://4sq.com/a0JYEb
14:35:38: If my dress isn't ready, I'm lighting people on fire. (@ Davids Bridal) http://4sq.com/cJvzpe
15:01:18: Next stop, wine, undershirts, toenail clippers... and nap. Head starting to hurt.
15:40:38: Got a nice 21 year tawny port for the wedding night. Described online as being like bread pudding in a glass. Very excited.
15:49:48: Almost done... then I can nap... (@ Walmart) http://4sq.com/aD9ycM
16:06:16: Okay... everything taken care of. Nothing to do until grandpa arrives in 3 hours-ish. Need nap and headache reducing pill.

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07:49:42: Marriage license: check (@ Hamilton County Courthouse) http://4sq.com/atJesI
08:11:10: I'm at McDonald's (4123 Hixson Pike, Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/aVO0fJ
08:36:18: I'm at McKay Used Books, CDs, Movies (7734 Lee Hwy, Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/dvet5X
10:14:24: The long awaited deliciousness... (@ Ichiban) http://4sq.com/c4DTXk
11:26:21: Getting hair cut and colored. (@ Hamilton Place Mall) http://4sq.com/8UADg9
11:30:37: At a mastercuts with like... the least talkative stylist ever. Hope he's better with hair than he is people.
20:00:01: Expendables (@ Rave Motion Pictures East Ridge 18) http://4sq.com/cIj9RI

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11:47:20: I missed this place. Best cheese ever. (@ Amigo's Mexican Restaurant) http://4sq.com/bEkxWw
12:17:35: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (@ Rave Motion Pictures) http://4sq.com/dt0yA9
14:35:02: I'm at DQ Grill & Chill. http://4sq.com/bXZc2F
15:26:21: Baby latches well, eats well and already poos. (@ Erlanger East) http://4sq.com/a4g1lW
17:37:23: L5R books. Yay! (@ Mckay's Used Books) http://4sq.com/bdQ8mD
17:38:56: I'm at Krystal (4850 Hixson Pike, Cloverdale Dr, Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/9FJ7wM
18:15:38: I'm at Walgreens (4039 Dayton Blvd., Red Bank). http://4sq.com/dDdhii

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09:51:08: Walking out into the signal mountain afternoon, the word "dank" comes to mind. My glasses fogged up...
10:24:11: For the long anticipated elana ruz.... (@ River Street Deli w/ @thehalfling) http://4sq.com/9rOSOp
10:39:17: First stop of the day, River street deli. My sandwich: honey roasted turkey, cream cheese, and strawberry preserves. The Elana Ruz. Yum.
11:45:16: I'm at Hamilton Place Mall (2100 Hamilton Place, Chattanooga) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/8UADg9
14:06:04: I'm at Davids Bridal w/ @thehalfling. http://4sq.com/cJvzpe
14:06:53: I'm at Men's Warehouse (Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/a0JYEb
14:19:55: I'm at Erlanger East (1751 GUNBARREL Rd, Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/a4g1lW
14:29:27: In hospital. New nephew is on the way! Started a few hours after we got in. He's taking his sweet time though...
16:23:13: Back... dropping off dress to be steamed. (@ Davids Bridal) http://4sq.com/cJvzpe
16:38:16: Back again. No baby yet. (@ Erlanger East) http://4sq.com/a4g1lW
18:53:01: We've been officially kicked out of the room. Now comes the countdown to baby!
19:39:46: And there is a baby! Haven't seen him yet, but he's screaming somethin' fierce.

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06:38:22: And now... breakfast! (@ Village Inn w/ @thehalfling) http://4sq.com/bE1CvD
09:20:38: I'm at Denver International Airport Main Terminal w/ @thehalfling. http://4sq.com/b1tobN
13:25:51: Southwest gave us a bottle of champange!! (@ Chicago Midway International Airport (MDW) ✈ w/ @thehalfling) http://4sq.com/2XbPS8
16:34:09: Almost there.... (@ Nashville International Airport (BNA) ✈ w/ @thehalfling) http://4sq.com/7Jfck5
17:08:31: We have landed in TN. Rental car says external temp is 101. Have been struck by the wall of cloying damp heat... feels like I'm in a sauna.
17:09:47: And our first stop shall be... KRISPY KREME! Come to me light, crack laden, sweet deliciousness....
17:20:58: I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cPSx23
17:20:58: *drool* (@ Krispy Kreme) http://4sq.com/9nKAjG
19:28:53: Chattanooga city limits. Hitting Steak and Shake for dinner.
19:45:31: I'm at Steak N Shake (5118 Hixson Pike, Chattanooga). http://4sq.com/9pvMTc

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14:52:49: I'm at Culvers (7660 N Academy Blvd, btw Academy Blvd and Briargate Blvd, Colorado Springs). http://4sq.com/blRuCn
14:53:01: I'm at PetSmart (7680 N Academy Blvd, Academy, Colorado Springs). http://4sq.com/bF2B54

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